It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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