Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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