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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You coming home soon, man?

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HENBARSCLOSE

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few

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(518): View more from New York

Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.

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(408): View more from California

No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.

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