Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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