it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this will be a night to untag.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He better not be in your backpack
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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