Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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