im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Even my vagina gasped.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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