LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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