I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
No stitches, just platelets and will power
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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