do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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