It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
