In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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