Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
