Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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