Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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