Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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