You're completely useless in the revolution.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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