im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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