Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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