your room smells of hookers.
And success
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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