This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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