Whod you bang
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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