i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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