gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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