its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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