She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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