I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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