I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
this beer tastes like vomit already
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Randomize
