White coat. Heels.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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