if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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