I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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