Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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