You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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