why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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