Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize