She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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