No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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