would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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