Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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