What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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