How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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