You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
