i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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