So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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