This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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