I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its not stalking. its research.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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