you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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