Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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Gam Gam is not a whore!!!
Sounds like an epic night for someone going through a midlife crisis
Looks like the cougar ain't no spring chicken anymore.