yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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