she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The air was thick with penises
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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