Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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