In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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