That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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