I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
