I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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