He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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