I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i drank out of a bidet.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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